A new friend ...

I was talking yesterday about finding a friend for my Jack Rabbit. Well, I've found one. 'He' is quiet, he's waterproof ... and he's a duck!

He's called I RUB MY DUCKIE to be precise and he's a rezzer in disguise. I can take him with me in the shower, or play with him in the bedroom and introduce him to 'jack'. I've bought all the cleaning products to go with him, as he needs to be kept very clean, of course, but then all good ducks do!
And the best part is that no one will ever know he's a vibrator, so I don't even have to hide him away when my mum comes to stay.

I can't wait for him to arrive so I can give him a nice wet welcome!